You Know You're Pregnant When...

1st Trimester

- Your eating potato chips at 1 o'clock in the morning with the dog
- You don't know where your toddler is because your so consumed by not throwing up

- You eat a snack before going out to dinner

- Your ready for a nap at 10am

- Your beating people around the bush about why you are sick

2nd Trimester

- Your out of breath from bending over to remove nail polish

- The greatest feeling in the world is lying down with your pregnancy pillow 

- Walking for a mile is a "hard" workout
- You sleep like a teenager

- Your glowing with happiness and you have a baby bump to show for it

3rd Trimester

- You rely solely on the back up camera in your car because you can't completely turn around

- You get all settled in on the plane except you still need that blanket under the seat in front of you, you mull it over in your head and realize it's not worth bending for it
- There's not enough room in a standard bathroom stall for you and your toddler

- Your thankful there is a backup camera in the car since you can't turn around to see when backing up

- You lay awake at night, exhausted, for hours listing all the things to do in preparation for life to change

- Visiting the doctor becomes an errand

- Your addicted to Amazon's baby registry